Hey all you Spencerites out there you've all watched his movie and even thought about visiting his land (just to check it). Well it's been a long time coming but we managed to get an interview with him. Ladies and germs please give a warm welcome to none other then Borat Sagdiyev.

Congratulations to your new film, Mister Sagdiyev! I believe that now you must be the most famous person in all Kazakhstan . Does that make you proud?
I actual number 4 most famous person in Kazakhstan . Number three is ex Olympic gymnast Lily Utmarkan who now perform in Kazakh State Circus where she famous for be able to put one foot in ear while other in her vagine. Number two is our glorious Premier Nazarbayev and number one is animal actor Jonny The Monkey who dress like Humphry Bogarts and smokes cigarettes. He children's favourite and star of Transibiersky Express and many many other pornos.

You've travelled to the United States to study the country, its citizens and its culture. What's your most surprising discovery in the land of boundless possibilities?
I was very surprise to learn that it is now ILLEGAL to shoot at Red Indians. Once again I would like apologise with all my heart to Chief Running Dear of the Potawatomi Reservation in Nevada . How was I to know? There were no signs. I also very surprise to discover womens is permit to drive motorcar. We say in Kazakhstan that ‘to let woman drive a car, is like to let monkey fly a plane'. We do not allow this any more since 2003 Astana Air Crash.

We all know about the American Dream. How, from your experience, would you explain to us the Kazakh Dream?
My own Kazakh dream is to make sexytime explosion inside most beautiful woman in the world – Liza Minelli.

I think the government of Kazakhstan is not at all times pleased with the way you represent your homeland. Do you understand the controversy about your person?
Reports that Kazakhstan is unhappy with with me is actually lying propaganda from assholes Uzbekistan – who as everyone knows is very nosey people with a bone in the middle of their brains. My glorious leader, Premier Nazarbayev is, in fact, very proud of my film and recently travelled to Washingtons DC to promote it. While he was there, he become great friend with US Premier, George Walter Bush and teach him how to crush glass in his hand and suspend car battery from his testes for almost 5 seconds. If there is one more item of Uzbeki propaganda claiming that we do not drink fermented horse urine, give death penalty for cleaning anoos with Kazakh flag, or export over 300 tons of human pubis per year, then we will have no alternative but to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapults.

As a reporter you must have seen many different people. And many different women, as well, I must assume. Where did you like it best? At the beach of Cannes?
I very much like the ladies at Cannes , although we has a slightly different idea of beauty in Kazakhstan . Current Miss Kazakhstan, Karylgash Akmetova, have beautiful hairs growing all over her back and the longest tits in all Central Asia – they look like pantyhose with a potato in each leg – and make length 1.3 metre [1.54 if you include milk valve]. If she lean forward, it look like she have four legs! Is nice! I am turgid just thinking on them!

I am from Switzerland , one of the wealthiest countries in the world. Have you ever considered emigrating to Switzerland ? Especially since we have got beautiful women here, too!
I has consulted the official Kazakh World Atlas and cannot find mention of your Switzerland amongst the 14 countries of the world. We have however just added the nation of Mordor which was shown for the first time in recent documentary, ‘Lord of the Rings'.

Is there anything that the Swiss people can learn from the Kazakh way of life?
Very little – our countries is almost identical. Kazakhstan now as civilised place as any nation - especial since the Tulyakev Reforms of 2003, which mean women can now travel on inside of bus, homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hats, and age of consent have been raised to 11 year old. In Kazakhstan , we treats all peoples with equal respect – even the ‘strange ones'. Last April we open the Almaty Retard Centre – it have over 300 cages for them to live in, and public viewing gallery where for 10 tenge you can look on them and for 20, you can throw potatoes. Why not! They like!

With all those facts you have learned about and secrets you have unveiled and that will contribute to the development of your country, where do you see Kazakhstan in ten years from now?
Because of threats from Uzbekistan , in next ten years Kazakhstan is working very hard to develop a super-catapult with range of 800 metres that can fire boulders with nuclear warheads.

So as a man who is constantly on the move after your big screen hit, how are relations now with your family and friends especially including your sister?
Family is treat very well, my papa have fresh cow poop brought to house every morning with fresh cleaning lady, she scrubs daddy's testes and my mama scrub the testes of our horse boy Arsekhan. My sister she not interest in scrubin of mine testes as is tradition in Kazakhstan, but she very happy with mouth wash I bring back make everyone feel tingle in pants.

Mister Sagdiyev just before we let you go we would just like to know what your plans for the future are and do you plan on tying the knot?
Kazakhstan government want to make me ambassador of country and go on retreat to Mordor to make plans of peace and unite in the bombardment of Uzbekistan which I am all for. But the tying of the knot, my sister does every morning when we wek up in the morning. And I thank you.